i couldn't change the last fucking entry.
LEE KAPLAN IS DAVID HORWITZ'S BITCH.
HE IS A TUTU-WEARING ASS-KISSER.
Monday, June 18, 2007
Why David Horowitz is a Fascist Douchebag and Why Lee Kaplan is His Tutu-Wearing Bitch
okay. lee KAPLAN is his bitch, but anyone who follows horowitz is pretty much a bitch.
actually, i don't have much in the way of factual support for this assertion, though i remain confident in its essential correctness. for those of you that don't know, david horowitz is a conservative gasbag - a convert from the radical fringes of the left who has always admired and followed strong, dictatorial male leaders. as a lefty he supported every kind of left-leaning dictatorship, always unflinchingly certain of his moral compass, never taking the time to consider other possibilities and alternative avenues to truth. and now, as a member of the perennially wrong conservative talking head syndicate, he continues to follow strong men while donning his pink tutu of obedience to the dogma issued down through the ranks to goose steppers like himself.
it seems more than mildly ironic to me that such men are uniformly homophobic and yet have no compunction whatsoever about fluttering their eyelids at whatever well-dressed male authority figure wags his finger at them. in keeping with his lusty sycophancy of such men, mr. horowitz has been sucking dry the conservative rod as of late and fondling the fascist balls of such iconic conservatives as william kristol and dick cheney.
david horowitz, after all, really likes dick.
some people will look at the name and wonder, "isn't it strange that a jew would take his political cue from the likes of adolph hitler and josef goebbels?"
these people would be correct in their confusion. the problem, as i see it, is these intellectually curious people feel the need to make sense and reason problems out. sycophants like whore-owitz have no such need. reason is the enemy of the fascist, and mr. hairy-witz steers clear of reason and logic.
so pay no attention to men like horowitz, for the world does not need to see him playing with karl rove's chubby or sucking off cheney's dick. it's all people like horowitz know how to do.
actually, i don't have much in the way of factual support for this assertion, though i remain confident in its essential correctness. for those of you that don't know, david horowitz is a conservative gasbag - a convert from the radical fringes of the left who has always admired and followed strong, dictatorial male leaders. as a lefty he supported every kind of left-leaning dictatorship, always unflinchingly certain of his moral compass, never taking the time to consider other possibilities and alternative avenues to truth. and now, as a member of the perennially wrong conservative talking head syndicate, he continues to follow strong men while donning his pink tutu of obedience to the dogma issued down through the ranks to goose steppers like himself.
it seems more than mildly ironic to me that such men are uniformly homophobic and yet have no compunction whatsoever about fluttering their eyelids at whatever well-dressed male authority figure wags his finger at them. in keeping with his lusty sycophancy of such men, mr. horowitz has been sucking dry the conservative rod as of late and fondling the fascist balls of such iconic conservatives as william kristol and dick cheney.
david horowitz, after all, really likes dick.
some people will look at the name and wonder, "isn't it strange that a jew would take his political cue from the likes of adolph hitler and josef goebbels?"
these people would be correct in their confusion. the problem, as i see it, is these intellectually curious people feel the need to make sense and reason problems out. sycophants like whore-owitz have no such need. reason is the enemy of the fascist, and mr. hairy-witz steers clear of reason and logic.
so pay no attention to men like horowitz, for the world does not need to see him playing with karl rove's chubby or sucking off cheney's dick. it's all people like horowitz know how to do.
Saturday, June 9, 2007
The Real Issues
fred thompson, the douchebag republican of law and order fame, has just allowed the rest of the world a sneak peek into his greatest strengths as a leader and a politician. zack wamp, a republican congressman from the great confederate state of tennessee, spoke of thompson's strengths yesterday.
"he has a commanding voice. he has a commanding presence. he makes people feel secure.
he makes us feel confident."
aaahhh. there it is. for the next president of the united states of america, we should vote for dad. i love republicans. they chatter on endlessly about the hollywood connections that democrats so ruthlessly exploit for campaign contributions, and yet they are the party whose only superstars have been second-rate actors turned second-rate politicians. ronald reagan, that useless and genocidal gasbag who didn't have any clue as to what his job description was, would often regale audiences with stories of his heroic exploits during the second world war. that is, until someone reminded him that he didn't serve during the second world war and that he was describing movies in which he had acted.
then it was time for the governator, that ripped nazi-stock sleazebag who confronted critics of bush's tax cuts for the most insulated one percent of the american population by calling them, in essence, "faggots." (i believe "economic girlie-men" was the inspired epithet.)
and now we are blessed with fred thompson, the senator-turned-actor-turned faux presidential candidate. is it me, or is it a bit weird that he has chosen to skip all of the debates? not that the republican presidential debates serve as much more than a platform for each of the would-be neanderthals to preen in front of adoring republican die-hards, grab their crotch and threaten a righteous death from above for all who disagree with american imperialism, but a viable candidate should still participate and grab his crotch alongside rudy and mitt.
right?
i mean, at least republicans are worried about substantive issues and not flimsy, cutsie problems like commanding voices and making us feel good.
perhaps they can hire maureen dowd away from her pointless columns and together they can wring their hands about john edwards' haircuts and john kerry's suits.
"he has a commanding voice. he has a commanding presence. he makes people feel secure.
he makes us feel confident."
aaahhh. there it is. for the next president of the united states of america, we should vote for dad. i love republicans. they chatter on endlessly about the hollywood connections that democrats so ruthlessly exploit for campaign contributions, and yet they are the party whose only superstars have been second-rate actors turned second-rate politicians. ronald reagan, that useless and genocidal gasbag who didn't have any clue as to what his job description was, would often regale audiences with stories of his heroic exploits during the second world war. that is, until someone reminded him that he didn't serve during the second world war and that he was describing movies in which he had acted.
then it was time for the governator, that ripped nazi-stock sleazebag who confronted critics of bush's tax cuts for the most insulated one percent of the american population by calling them, in essence, "faggots." (i believe "economic girlie-men" was the inspired epithet.)
and now we are blessed with fred thompson, the senator-turned-actor-turned faux presidential candidate. is it me, or is it a bit weird that he has chosen to skip all of the debates? not that the republican presidential debates serve as much more than a platform for each of the would-be neanderthals to preen in front of adoring republican die-hards, grab their crotch and threaten a righteous death from above for all who disagree with american imperialism, but a viable candidate should still participate and grab his crotch alongside rudy and mitt.
right?
i mean, at least republicans are worried about substantive issues and not flimsy, cutsie problems like commanding voices and making us feel good.
perhaps they can hire maureen dowd away from her pointless columns and together they can wring their hands about john edwards' haircuts and john kerry's suits.
Friday, June 1, 2007
Rudy Giuliani
is it me, or is this guy the luckiest son of a bitch in western civilization over the past ten years? here he was, this asshole, lame-duck mayor, unable to maintain decent approval ratings with his wives, mistresses, children and drag queen friends, much less among the city's voters, and a gift from heaven falls into his lap in the form of airplanes piloted by nihilistic idiots. it seems that for each inch the towers dropped, the country's memory about this asshole shrunk proportionately. nobody's ever adequately explained what he did to earn the moniker of "hero" for running around the dust and debris in the aftermath of the attacks. i can only specualte that rudy was being compared to our fearless federal decider and, relative to that short yardstick, he excelled among the chaos. but seriously, comparing someone's leadership skills to bush is kind of like comparing an adult's height to a hobbit midget. (there had to be hobbit midgets, right?)
so we've firmly established that rudy ran towards the debris, rather than away from it, as bush did. congratulations. and now we know that he has turned this horrific incident into a cash machine for himself, greedily accepting obscene amounts of cash in exchange for basically offering platitudes about himself in front of fawning audiences composed of the kind of mindless people who pay to listen to someone speak about themselves.
this is the piece of shit who hired an attorney to publicly trash his wife. this is the fucker whose children won't speak to him anymore. this is the asshole who informed his wife of their marriage's demise at a press conference. this is the manchild who has apparently never read a single book about international relations, has no ideas concerning america's past transgressions, and has never met an insult or bully pulpit that he didn't like. he actually seems well-placed to carry on the lawless tradition of the bushies, if only he, too, can find a way to steal an election away from the american people.
rudy giuliani represents the worst strands of a country that is increasingly jingoist and militarist. he is more than willing to ignore facts and play politics with the military in order to pump up his image as self-styled chicken hawk, another in a long line of tough-talking cowards who never had the balls to actually serve in the military. he is among the most virulently anti-intellectual in a country that celebrates idiocy as though it was a hard-won trophy, and gleefully displays his ignorance of the world at every turn.
it seems irrelevant whether rudy wins the republican nomination or even the presidency. the fact that people so willingly buy the faux-tough guy shtick is bad enough, and a sign that things continue to go downhill in this country.
rationale be damned - rudy's out for blood.
as long as he doesn't get hurt in the process...
so we've firmly established that rudy ran towards the debris, rather than away from it, as bush did. congratulations. and now we know that he has turned this horrific incident into a cash machine for himself, greedily accepting obscene amounts of cash in exchange for basically offering platitudes about himself in front of fawning audiences composed of the kind of mindless people who pay to listen to someone speak about themselves.
this is the piece of shit who hired an attorney to publicly trash his wife. this is the fucker whose children won't speak to him anymore. this is the asshole who informed his wife of their marriage's demise at a press conference. this is the manchild who has apparently never read a single book about international relations, has no ideas concerning america's past transgressions, and has never met an insult or bully pulpit that he didn't like. he actually seems well-placed to carry on the lawless tradition of the bushies, if only he, too, can find a way to steal an election away from the american people.
rudy giuliani represents the worst strands of a country that is increasingly jingoist and militarist. he is more than willing to ignore facts and play politics with the military in order to pump up his image as self-styled chicken hawk, another in a long line of tough-talking cowards who never had the balls to actually serve in the military. he is among the most virulently anti-intellectual in a country that celebrates idiocy as though it was a hard-won trophy, and gleefully displays his ignorance of the world at every turn.
it seems irrelevant whether rudy wins the republican nomination or even the presidency. the fact that people so willingly buy the faux-tough guy shtick is bad enough, and a sign that things continue to go downhill in this country.
rationale be damned - rudy's out for blood.
as long as he doesn't get hurt in the process...
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